He is the milkman in the valley, in an era when it is a dying trade.
He is a hero. He deserves to be honoured. He is out in all weathers, all Bank Holidays and never lets anyone down.
He is always cheerful. He is adored by everyone. He knows everything about everything, everyone and everywhere. He always has something interesting and fun to say to you. He is always pleasant and kind about people. He loves his horseracing and his football. When you see him running earlier than usual, it is always the sign that their is a local racemeeting or a Newcastle United football match.
Aren't we lucky? Philip is the great face of the North of England. May the milk round continue for many, many years.
