Vandalism Continues In The Land That God Forgot

There have been many incidents over the years in the Land That God Forgot. So named by another bus driver because of the village's close resemblance to Royston Vasey in The League Of Gentlemen.

Today there had been a change. The Bairns, as the locals liked to call the youngsters, had not smashed the glass of the telephone box. They had graduated by stealing the door.

The saintly pensioner who always swept the glass up must have said a prayer of thanks as he did not have top get up early that morning.