All Curled Up With No Place To Go

Hold it!

The perfect school that I mentioned before are not so perfect.

On a routine cleaning inspection of the bus and due to a vile odour which seemed to be prevalent throughout the bus, it was discovered that in the onboard lavatory lay one enormous and hard turd.


It took all the persuasive force of the pressure cleaner to remove the object, and only after the third attempt.Someone must have sneaked in and managed to find a way of unlocking the door. Full marks to the teachers, I suppose reluctantly for inducing such ingenuity into their students.