Monday, 31 May 2010

Ants In My Pants

I have just returned from a school where there was an explosion in the ant population. They were everywhere.
"It's ever since we started this recycling lark," said the Head. "They like the scraps"
This cannot have been on the Government's mind when they set out their green agenda.

Now, here I am driving up the M6. Every few junctions I have a tickly feeling somewhere towards my rear end. I am thankful that they are not the biting red ants.

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