Tuesday, 20 April 2010

East Of Geordieland

There's a new boy on the school bus who has come from east of Warsaw. His English is only good when he is talking about girls. Today he came to the front of the bus, appeared to do an Eastern European impersonation of David Brent's (Ricky Gervais)dance and shouted at the top of his voice:

"Esmerelda - Sexy Beast - Esmerelda - Sexy Beast!"

When he got off the bus he turned to me and said: "You beep! Tom, you beep!" I wasn't sure if this was an insult or a proposition, before one of the sharper children reminded me that he would stand and wait until the bus driver blew the horn.

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