Sunday 9 January 2011

Cushion The Blow - The Second Blow To My Buttocks

Hold the last entry in this blog. Hope does not spring eternal. Not just yet.

I will need the aid of a cushion for the run I am scheduled to do on Monday morning.

Why?

I've just slipped up and fallen over in the new snow. I landed on my backside again. To be thankful for small mercies, I did not fall on the side I damaged last week. This time I evened it up and bruised my other buttock.

I shall have to find a discreet bolster, as people tend to jump to the wrong conclusions and think that you are suffering from haemorrhoids.

I'm sure the children's old learning to swim rubber rings are packed away somewhere in the house. Now where did I put them?

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