Tuesday, 21 September 2010

I'll Have A Pint Of Extra Strong Mints

A worrisome story came out in the bus park yesterday.

A friend of a driver was driving their car into Tyneside when they were stopped by the Police.

"Just a routine check, sir," said the policeman as he leant through the window. "But I'm going to breathalyse you."

"Why did you do that?" asked the motorist after he had passed the test.

"Well, sir, you smelt of mints."

"Oh," replied the driver, "can you tell me what the legal limit is, two Polos or three?"

The policeman was not overly amused.

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