1. I can't be bothered.
2. My brakes are frozen solid. The air bags are faulty.
3. The general public are in even more aggressive mood than usual.
4. I'm shit scared I will hit the bollard I hit last week.
5. My feet are like blocks of ice as my socks are stiff as boards and my shoes have a hole in them.
6. The diesel's frozen and I can't start the engine.
7. My knees are knocking after the skid I experienced yesterday.
8. The heater's broken, I can't see out the windscreen.
9. If I have another dent, my wages will be docked.
10. For the typical bus driver's wages, I'd rather go back to bed
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